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“Sit Anywhere” and the Abolition of Democracy

“Sit Anywhere” and the Abolition of Democracy

“Hi! You can sit anywhere you like!” The bartender was cheerful. The couple smiled and nodded, looked around, then at each other, back at the bartender, then back at the empty tables and booths. The man staggered toward the four-top nearest them, only to...
If Dodge is No Longer Ram Tough, Just What Is?

If Dodge is No Longer Ram Tough, Just What Is?

Sometimes I think America’s problems all get back to the loss of the Dodge brand used on trucks. Like millions of other Americans, I grew up with the confidence that Dodge trucks were RAM tough! It was the spiritual basis of my youth in west Phoenix — a...
How to Save McDonalds

How to Save McDonalds

The secret’s out: McDonalds doesn’t serve very good food. What’s more–it’s not that cheap or convenient anymore.     Decades of dominance in fast-food are threatened thanks to a combination of a more enlightened customer base...
Social Anxiety? Try New BourbonEx!

Social Anxiety? Try New BourbonEx!

I used to be a prisoner in my own home. Every social event was a battle I had to fight. It was scary! But now, I’ve discovered new BourbonEx, and life couldn’t be better!* BourbonEx combats social anxiety, allowing you to live as you’ve always...
Why Don’t you Google my A**?

Why Don’t you Google my A**?

I’ve been on the Internet for about 20 years by now. I’m talking about the Internet as most know it. If you count the early days before the Web (yes, the Internet existed before the World Wide Web and its fancy pointy-clickiness), I’m going on 25...