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Sunday: Garage Sale Hell

Sunday: Garage Sale Hell

Sunday’s always the weirdest day for garage sales. I found this out for myself after running several of them over the years. I’m glad I’m not doing that anymore. If you run a sale Friday/Saturday/Sunday, each day has its own flavor. It breaks down...
Why is Psycho-Dad Funny?

Why is Psycho-Dad Funny?

This morning while I was making scrambled eggs, my son asked me why I — at times — spoke in the character of Psycho-Dad. “Why is Psycho-Dad funny?” he asked me. Psycho-Dad is an invention of mine, I guess. I’ll take “credit”...
When Cats Attack

When Cats Attack

The time is 3:34 AM. It’s never a good hour — when cats attack. I’ve just awoken, but intend to go back to sleep. When, quite suddenly . . . Cat: “Oh heyyy, you’re awake. Hi. Yeah. If you’d feed me, that’d be grrreat. . ....
Careers: Artists’ Greatest Fear

Careers: Artists’ Greatest Fear

I think a life of destitution as an unknown in service of art isn’t artists’ greatest fear. The greatest fear is to become¬†successful (and famous) for the wrong thing. The thing you didn’t want to become your career. This is the fear of most artists....
Procrastination: I Waited Until 8:35 To Post This

Procrastination: I Waited Until 8:35 To Post This

Procrastination? I call it “waiting until the time is right.”     The truth is he probably had it written in his head years before. He just waited until the right time to express it. Everything in the fullness of time. Procrastination isn’t...