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Dorks with Money

Dorks with Money

First of all, the point of this article is not to make fun of the guy who jerked off in the hot tub in the company of strangers.   No, that would be a cheap shot. There’s a deeper point to be made here. I’ve become fairly convinced that...
The Last Visit to Taco Bell

The Last Visit to Taco Bell

Home, like family, is a mixed blessing.   There’s a funeral home near 7th Avenue and Bethany Home Road. It’s a low and tasteful building from the mid-fifties — back when whole swaths of the American Midwest were relocating to Phoenix. I...
Why Men are Stupid

Why Men are Stupid

Another day, another few million guys trying to manage relationships like they’re buying a JetSki or setting up a 401K or something.   It pains me. I can’t tell you how much it pains me to see this happen. And it’s happening all the time. It...
Let Me Tell You About My Unit

Let Me Tell You About My Unit

Townhouse. Townhouse unit.  That’s what I meant. I’ve lived in this one for about four and a half years. Time flies. That’s a lot of rent checks. I don’t really care. I had owned four single-family homes before I moved into this townhouse-condo...